Sometimes his boasting has cred
"I'm eviler than Satan and Hitler put together! I've broken 13 Commandments, a record! I sinned so bad they had to add more! I'm the best inventor of new sin ever!"
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UFO's aren't sending their best
"UFO's are adducting our best pets! We need to build a big beautiful Dyson Wall around Earth, and make space aliens pay for it! This woke invasion must stop! ET is grooming our kids with drag shows and turning their spelling toys into space-bound child-trafficking tweets! Tell that ugly little Bucket-Head to go home! Andromeda ain't sending their best."
Trumpageddon will be really terrific, everybody is saying!
"I'll throw the best damned Armageddon, and make God pay for it!"
Don Sr. Makes Hell Great Again
Losers! How DARE they kick the evilest person ever out of Hell! I'm forming my own Hell; bigger, better, badder, believe me! Top quality BBQ, and I'll recruit coal minors, I mean miners with big tits. MTG already started plans. #MHGA!
Don Senior's Astronomical Wisdom
That big ugly eye of Jupiter keeps looking at us very disrespectfully. As dictator, I mean President, I will nuke it blind and all the planets will finally respect Earth. Even Uranus laughs at us under Kamala, so sad. And I'll make Jupiter build us tremendous rings like Saturday's rings, and Saturday will pay for it! Earth deserves big beautiful rings, not like those loser planets with smelly air, so smelly, everyone complains. The best planet should have the best rings! We and we alone run the Solar Thing. Galileo was wrong, his dad never paid his Hotel bills and his mom ate the lobby plants, we saw them, all losers. MakeEarthGreatAgain! Now Pluto, lovely Pluto. Those deviant Dems robbed us of a really terrific planet, believe me! Pluto is a fighter, like me! Ugly Neptune tried to knock it out of our system, but it bravely fought back! It now has a bent orbit, the scar of victory! I will reinstate Pluto as a planet and shove Neptune up Uranus! I will also nuke Xi's flim...